Saturday, October 30, 2010

Words Deceased Wedding Program

Poetry, fables, stories and a few other things



The young philosopher and his companions (Samaniego)

A polite young man with the greatest care
For an old philosopher
deep
finally came out to visit the world.
Attended one day, civil Among
merry company,
A rich and exquisite table.
"hideous spectacle! Fiera thing!
corpses covered the table
In view of the man! ... And this is right
to eat the spoils of death!
Young recited in this way.
When are the philosophical reasons, Devouring
some concurrent
I respond:
"If you have to live among the people,
JOINING must to everything. "
With a funny way,
Praising the exquisite morsel,
to him a fat bird.
"Once you've hailed it true;
But in the end (I said) already dead. Try
for his life ... Consider
What else do the eating, if you do not want. "
The occasion, the words, example,
And as I contemplate,
I is not whiff
exhaled by the hot bird,
The young persuaded
so that at last he ate.
"Who dijiera it! Haber
I devoured an innocent! "
So cried, but coldly.
The truth is, that led to this bait more easily
fell again.
The occasion is repeated
from one another suitor
And a partridge in a woodcock, I get the young
the end of the day, forgetting their highest
first,
to be devoured like wild animals .

Moral

Thus insinuate vices, grow, are perpetuated within the heart humans, to be their lords and tyrants.
Why, that remedy? Unsuspecting youngsters, has early birds.


Felix Maria Samaniego





Apples

fruits not pretend to seduce; liking is how you can enjoy them. Brown faces offer cherry, peach, plum real. Buy. For the side of the tongue and palate, the eye is bad judge. Come to taste with delight the most seasoned fruit. On roses can make poetry; case of apples, you have to bite.
Goethe's Faust (1749 - 1832), second part, act first.

Although I am old with wandering Through
empty lands and hilly lands,
will find out where she has been
And kiss her lips and take her hands;
And walk between the warm, long and mottled grass
And pluck till time and made time
The silver apples of the moon,
The Golden Apples of the Sun Ray
Bradbury, 1953


The Prince and the apple
Wenceslao Fernández Flórez
A Rascal Rat No. 7 - Tale hidden

Prince Alejo Kortikoff was incredibly rich and incredibly powerful. When he was threatened by the revolution fled taking a single brilliant, all his riches, a bright plum-sized claudia: the biggest in Europe, linked to the family of Kortikoff from the time of Peter the Great. Its value was so exorbitant that no jeweler could buy. He offered the king of England and the King of England liked a lot but gave it back saying
"If acquired this stone, not the money I would not need to order a jacket.
Jewelers fragmentation advised then brilliant, but the haughty aristocrat refused to destroy the jewel that had been the pride of his race. He preferred to keep it on a bench awaiting propitious times.
in misery, Prince Kortikoff followed the path of almost all Russian lords and he became a waiter at a fancy restaurant in Paris. Her coat served with such distinction and so exquisitely, that turn the tables were always occupied. Began to suffer from foot, but he made enough to not be considered very unfortunate. Suddenly, his character changed, became more sullen and silent, answering in monosyllables and one idea kept constantly furrowed his brow. One night the American wealthy Frederic Scott, a regular patron of the Prince, gave, as usual, to pay the bill, a hearty tip.
"I would ask you a favor," said Kortikoff, then -. More than the money offered to me, would appreciate it if you use a fork and knife paring apples.
Mr. Scott went to red, because it was true that peeled the fruit as a domestic zafia can peel a potato.
answer truthfully:
I can not, Alejo Semenovitch. I've tried a thousand times, and many saw the apple out of the dish, more or less rapidly. I ride like a cowboy, play tennis, I open cans whose keys have been lost, I tie myself in my tie and I can repair any fault in an electrical installation. But I can not peel an apple with the help of fork. I lack skill and know that we fail to do this ever.
"Take another dessert," advised the prince.
"I need an apple after each meal to digest without too much agony.
next day Kortikoff refused to attend the call of the U.S.. The restaurant owner had a conference with the prince.
- Why do not you want to serve Mr. Scott? Mr. Scott is a gentleman.
"No doubt.
"It's a good customer of the house.
"No doubt.
-Le notice to you.
"Perhaps. But Mr. Scott does not know peel the apples. I suffer a lot. He believed he could get used to him doing so, but I've failed. Far from it torments me every day more.
Semenovitch
-Alejo said the employer - you need to attend to Mr. Frederic Scott.
The illustrious waiter argued nothing. Came out, but instead of heading to his post, followed the corridor leading to a room neat and small on the door of which was rampant in a plate of enamel significant enough a word: the correct word Dames. Sitting at the door, dressed in black, with an apron and a white cap, fat and dignified, always ready to offer a brief towel pile was within reach, was the Princess Anne Petrowna, earning a living, wonderful and solemn , for the pleasure of being served by it, many of the ladies who came to the restaurant did not hesitate to be suspected of suffering from polyuria. It was the only person who fired the prince to leave his post.
"Goodbye, Ana Petrowna" she said simply. I decided to leave.
kissed the hand of the proud employee and five minutes later he walked, sad, but Arrogant, the boulevard of the Italians.





Beef and Lobster

A can of beef, chained as a pair of binoculars, he saw happen to a lobster that looked like him fraternally.
Iba is armed with a hard shell, which was read to the inside, as in the can, everything was tender (Bonneless and Economical)
Under the tail folded
You probably hid the key to open a lobster. Suddenly
love, Ox sedentary, said the small car keeps alive if you find
acclimated with Him on the ground windows, would be decorated with many gold medals.



Olivas and cherries

Sofia, poor thing, come here. Take me to the ditch, washed my feet with your hands and squeeze olives and violets perfumármelos later, on the grass

Today will be my slave, follow me and obey me, and when the day is done I will give you the garden of my mother figs and cherries for yours

The
barefoot
Songs of Bilitis by Pierre Louÿs




Pan


The gaping

"Child beggars. It has snowed. The skylight lit


poor because they are brought to retortero
to see how does the blond
bread baker. Miran
around the gray
white arm
an auxiliary furnace.
The baker bakes good bread,
a smile on your face rock
some singing.
tight, or encourages a
next to the window as a
heated lap.
When making a
ensaimada brings forth bread baking golden
strong arm ... "
Jean Nicolas Arthur Rimbaud (1854 - 1891)


Aromas

around here smell like roses and jasmine beyond,
breaths of your clothes, auras of your beauty,
approached a chair and sit at the table
and knows you and the morsel of bread wheat.
Baldomero Fernandez Moreno (1886 - 1950)


Moon Trigger

"... A poem is a table or a
bread,
or a wall or a chair
,
or a boot.

With a table with a bread
,
to a wall with a chair
,
with a boot,
can not change the world ... "

" ... Give the man all what you need.
weights for weighing, measuring
measures,
proudly donated bread, flower
air
real pain, joy
spotless .... "

" ... I have right wine,
oil, Museum
to Encyclopedia Britannica
to a place on the bus, a park
abandoned
to a dock, a lily
,
out,
to stay,
to dance on Skin
the Last Man Old
my new skeleton, covered with new skin

brand new man .... "
Raúl González Tuñón (1905 - 1974)


Ah, my friends, speak rhymes

"... What would you do you, say, without that body
than yours, if fragile, and if injured, live from "division",
dismissed the "spirit", he says darkly that their games
with the bread he kneaded and sometimes you should get
an insult to rock? "
Juan Laurentino.Ortiz (1896 - 1978)




cisely

A Beloved Absent

"I equated to a famous goddess, and you enthralled with her singing and with another one. But it was, and now stands out among the Lydian women as well as the rosy-fingered moon outshines all the stars after sunset. And its bright silver bath sea salt, and illuminates the flowery meadows, where the dew has fallen and sprouted roses, sweet chervil, sweet clover flowers. "
Poems of Sappho (650 BC - 580 , BC)




Sal
Limits

"... And the steadily flowing Rhone and the lake,
all this yesterday over which today I bend?
be as lost as Carthage
with fire and salt erased latino ....?
Jorge Francisco Isidoro Luis Borges (1899 - 1986)


Food related

Woodcock
Ox
Cherries
Quail
Lobster
Apples
Olivas
Pan
cisely
Pigeons
Sal
Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcbHg909xTg

Friday, October 29, 2010

I Have Impetego Getting Married Next Week

The Film and gastronomy


In dvxonline links that say you can see Full movies

Movie Movie that

Trama

1924
The Navigator (The Navigator)
Director: Buster Keaton

Sample
way Comic kitchen an abandoned ship, seeing as they cook miss the opener of a key and the machine invented to open the preserved container for cooking eggs in water and some more details http://www

1966 Dona Flor and Her Two Husbands
Director: Jorge loved

Movie that chronicles the Dona Flor delight in cooking school and Art Taste (taste you) .

1973
The great feast
Director: Marco Ferreri

Movie
symbolically associating sexuality, gluttony and
death
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yrCgHDAMh4&feature=related

1978 Who is killing the great chefs in Europe
Director: Ted Kotcheff

An expert in kitchen and dining and final judge of ranking chefs, should clarify the murder of some of the greatest chefs of the old continent.

1982
Gabriela Cravo e Canela
Director: Jorge Amado


1985
Tampopo
Director: Juzo Itami

Japan noodles and a beautifully fragile woman who care

1987 Babette's Feast
Director: Gabriel Axel

A former Chef English Coffee making his delight in a small town in Denmark or Sweden.

1989
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
Director: Peter Greenaway.

not miss more in the final

Delicatessen 1991
Director: Jean -Pierre Jeunet and Marc Caro

Film starts in a dilapidated building in a rural France and post-apocalyptic 1950. Food is scarce, the grain is used as currency and diminishing animal population is hunted to extinction. At the foot of the building is a butcher, which belongs to the landlord, Clapper, who placed statements in the newspaper "Hard Times" to lure victims to the building, killing them and selling them as meat for the inhabitants of the building.

1991 Fried Green Tomatoes
Director: Jon Avnet

The film tells the story of a woman named Evelyn and her encounter with an elderly woman named Ninny, who is detained in an asylum. Boards revive a story told by Ninny, which causes a big change for Evelyn.
Evelyn is a self-conscious woman who takes refuge in food out of their problems. Timid, shy and, as the saying goes, old-fashioned, this character is transformed into a woman who loves life and the great friendship that has developed with Ninny. Ninny is an elderly woman, which has a life of adventure and extraordinary stories, which motivates Evelyn to change

1992
Like Water for Chocolate Director Alfonso Arau
Book of Laura Esquivel (Literature)

This film tells the story of an impossible love between the pots and pans

1994
Comer, Beber, Amar.
Director: Ang Lee.

Movie
The play is about love as something inherent in human beings, such as eating or drinking, nothing special, but it serves to see the human skills.

1994
The Scent of Green Papaya
Director: Tran Anh Hung
Made in Vietnam. Not a film purely gastronomic, the food is very present for much of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmj5eRdKaDY

1998
The Count of Monte Cristo
Director: Josee Dayan

the movie whose plot is Revenge, betrayal and love parts of this film we see the chef Bertuccio and the Count of Monte Cristo building great food-related moments of the time and the pleasure of tasting

1999 American
cuisine
Director: Jean-Yves Pitoun

A American character coming to France to learn what it takes to be a good chef.
Any self-respecting cook who dreams of owning the same talent as the greatest culinary genius of France, Luois Boyer, but only someone as daring as Loren Collins could dream of sharing cookers with him. At first his dream has all the points to remain just that: a dream. First because he has not studied in any school, "fine" cuisine, and second because he works for the U.S. military. UU. And thirdly because it comes from a family that is dedicated to the pizza business, and finally, just because a U.S. citizen. But after a dispute with an army officer, Loren decides to carry out his dream and, without a franc in his pocket, he left France.

2000
Vatel
Director: Roland Joffé

film which tells the story one of the butlers, butler or "Chef" most reputable in the history of the ancient French cuisine

2001
Mostly Martha

Martha, a lovely cook passionate about her profession, made real culinary masterpieces in a small restaurant in Hamburg. Yet his life is quite monotonous. Martha is an introvert, has virtually no social life and lives only for his work. But his life suddenly changes when her sister, who was unmarried and lived alone with her eight year old daughter dies in an accident. Martha takes care of Lina, her niece, who suffered through the death of his mother. Only the presence of Mario Martha an Italian partner, put a little joy and pulp in their lives. Mario happens to be a rival to a good friend. But one day the father of Lina, which Martha had tried to locate, on your door. Wants to take his daughter to Italy and Martha must make a decision.

2005
A touch of cinnamon
Director: Tassos Boulmetis

tells the story of a Greek family deported from Turkey to Greece, where spices and Greek meals are part of the main narrative
"Istanbul's cuisine is characterized by the abundant use of spices. And this is because long ago it was a cosmopolitan city Istanbul. from all over the world left their countries of origin and traveled to Istanbul to start a new life. To not forget the land from which they came, these immigrants tended to 'mainstream' folk stories from their countries to their recipes. All they're carrying in their luggage was a bit of pepper, some oregano and some saffron. However, as they were getting settled, something began to happen again and had to start his journey once more ... "
Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHRTl-YCPJs

2006
Unqualified
Director: Scott Hicks

film which tells the story of two gourmet chefs in a kitchen are achieved U.S.
love
Some dishes of French and Italian orientation, nothing unusual for a kitchen with these characteristics

2006
Fast food nation
Director: Richard Linklater.

Based on the book by Eric Schlosser, was filmed in Mexico and the United States. Like the book (titled Fast Food Nation), the film presents a critical look at the global influence of American industry of fast food

The Wayward Cloud

erotic movie where the watermelon has an important role

2005 / 2007
Ratatouille Director: Brad Bird

Remy is a young rat in the French countryside who arrives in Paris, only to discover that his cooking idol is dead. When you make an unusual alliance with a child who works in a restaurant. culinary and personal adventures begin despite the skepticism of Remy's family as rats hate the human world.

2007 Taste of Eden or Eden
Director: Michael Hofmann

Georg, an exquisite restaurant chef in love with their profession: to satisfy others. This man is the antithesis of conventional leading man one day he meets Eden, a woman like him, very simple, married to an extremely zealous lawyer and mother of a child suffering from Down syndrome. A brief and casual encounter between two fires the passion of Eden through the menu cook erotic, platonic love, and finally their anger husband, who is convinced that their presence endangers his marriage in critical condition

2007 Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.
Director: Timothy William Burton

Based on the Stephen Sondheim musical of Sweeney Todd's argument comes from an old folk motif. It is the story of a barber murderer who has starred in several English works from the mid-nineteenth century. Using a razor, the barber slaughters their victims and, in some versions of the story, her friend and accomplice, Neils (or Nellie) Lovett, bakes cakes for the bodies, which serves customers in his tavern innocent.

To my taste, spectacular!

2008
Chicken, fish and crab

Short dedicated exclusively to the kitchen

2008
Chef's
Director: Nacho García Velilla

Maxi thinks his life is perfect, is a renowned chef, who owns a trendy restaurant in Chueca and live their homosexuality without complexes. However, the appearance of their children, the fruit of a marriage as a showcase, and its new neighbor, an attractive former Argentine soccer star, dynamite your life and make you rethink your value system.

2010
Soul Kitchen Director: Fathi Akin

"Soul Kitchen" is the name of Zinos restaurant, a guy who is going through a difficult time. To begin with, has arrears can not afford. On the other hand, his girlfriend, a steady partner for years, goes to China for work. She asked him to accompany her, but he can not (or will not) give up their local, so it is in Germany and try to communicate via the Internet. To make matters worse, after an unexpected visit (but not coincidentally) the health inspector, you are notified that failure to invest a lot of money to upgrade and repair the restaurant, they will remove it. Zinos then decides that the best solution is to let the Soul Kitchen to his brother. But this is a guy who just got out of prison for robbery, instead of working to play everything falls into their hands, and no, because of this, merely asking for money. The story is written by Adam Akin and Bousdoukos. Really good food little and nothing but a bunch of pathetic characters (well acted), each with their own stories, which revolve around a huge restaurant, old and dilapidated, with a menu full of junk food, located in the city of Hamburg.


And to finish this excellent short

Cuisine from Michael Rocha on Vimeo .

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Sims 2 Funeral Coffin

Dr. House begins Everybody lies (and you know it)


We present our next project parodic Online Comic: Doctor House! . As its name suggests it is a parody of HOUSE, created, illustrated or scripted by the great Sergio Ballester (also known as XSER, Spriterman creator and author of the comics Sivila GUAR and Arkam ).

Through this blog you will enjoy the story that we will XSER through pages full of humor y. .. color! soon begin to upload files, starting with a 3-page short story to BN XSER did a while back OjodePez Fanzine.

hope you enjoy and that is not lupus!

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Adult Dinner Reception Spanish Wording






aquarium makers Oberhausen in Germany, reported last night the death of Paul Octopus. Workers and managers of the Sea Life Aquarium are very concerned by the news. Paul became famous worldwide for his successful predictions in the games of the South Africa World Cup was born 2010.Paul in January 2008 in the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Dorset in the UK and spent his first months in a British tank.

"To honor the occasion of Paul and aroused worldwide interest, we will erect a monument here. We will now explain the highlights of Paul's life, also the gifts we have received from around the world and urn and Paul methacrylate boxes, aquarium supplies have been identified.

Despite living in Germany, Paul predicted the elimination of his country against Spain in the last World Cup, then a video of how he did it.



Source: Country

Monday, October 25, 2010

How Long After First Steps To Walk

Sometimes you get tired of being "adult" ads





Three cartoons
marked my childhood and puberty (If you can say that way): The Pink Panther, Heidi and The Smurfs (I was a little more Large Smurfs when I kept seeing) and today I am pleased to continue watching. Yes, he loved Heidi's friend (The one on the wheelchair) but I never dared to ask haha \u200b\u200blove !!!!!. Incredible, my children than the current drawings look like me in my childhood, it sometimes surprises me.



Food related

Chocolate Coffee Corn


Strawberry Gelatin

Milk Ice Cream

Popcorn Papa Watermelon

Mushrooms (Where the Smurfs, haha!)
Carrot

Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC_rDGXfEZ8

How To Masterbate A Male Chihuahua

Four dining


COOKING WILD Stop motion from Cesarlinga on Vimeo.





Behold, the great reality of contemporary times haha!

from Maestro Cuisine Alain Diaz Muñoz on Vimeo .

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

How Long Does Poptropica Take To Load

Paul interview on CNN Rosa Maria Palacios


There once was a president of a Latin American country that lost the papers physically attacking a young man to an insult. First, the President denied the incident and now says he did not. A small example of how a lie can become a big scandal.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Glucosamine Sulfate And Tendons

A bitter sweet (Politics)

Argentinos We thus, somewhat ironic or sarcastic, but in the realistic background of a reality unchanging

city Govierno
Secretary repressors and drug
(just in case IF NOT SEEN IN THE BOTTOM OF THE VIDEO, GOVERNMENT WITH "V" CUT AND THE CITY WITHOUT THE "D" FINAL)

Yes, it is ironic excellence applied to our reality
What
this video says to this day remains the most bitter candy factory in this country. His owner, uffff!, HER MAJESTY THE IGNORANCE AND IMPUNITY